Slope Specialist Mugs

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Office Park

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier