Ski Slope Strategist Mugs

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

First aid in mountains

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It is too snowing!'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Piste-side Hotel

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

Ski-ball.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

The Puck Stops Here.

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

"It's a bit derivative."

Ski-lift clothes line.

"This holiday cost an arm and a leg and I finish up breaking both of them."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

And now bring the girls!

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

"Did you have to bring your damned secretary."

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Gone to lunch.