Ski Slope Strategist Gifts

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

First aid in mountains

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Piste-side Hotel

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski-ball.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

Balloon ski lift

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Ski-lift clothes line.

"Did you have to bring your damned secretary."

"It's a bit derivative."

"This holiday cost an arm and a leg and I finish up breaking both of them."

And now bring the girls!

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

Gone to lunch.

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."