Skydiving Strategist Gifts

Any other bright ideas?

Very Difficult Conversations

Reverse psychology

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Parachuting bishop.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Cupid and parachutists.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Falling

A clowns parachute.

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"It was on my Bucket List."

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

"#skydiving"

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'