Skydiving Strategist Prints

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Very Difficult Conversations

Reverse psychology

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Parachuting bishop.

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Cupid and parachutists.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

Falling

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

A clowns parachute.

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"#skydiving"

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."