Airspace Strategist Gifts

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'