Open-space Strategist Gifts

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Financing Nemo

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Protecting batteries from the sun

Space force clocks.

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

The Evolution of fish

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

Keep her steady!

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

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