Space Strategist Gifts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'

Some advice to the newlywed: take all the closet space but leave him some room on the hard drive.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Protecting batteries from the sun

Space force clocks.

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."