Space Strategist Gifts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'

Some advice to the newlywed: take all the closet space but leave him some room on the hard drive.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Protecting batteries from the sun

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Space force clocks.