Space Seeking Strategist Gifts

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

A man looks up at the earth

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

Billionaires in space!

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Extreme Coworking Space

Space force clocks.

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

Moon Walk

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'