Small Space Strategist Gifts

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"Face it, Larry. We're small fish and des Moines isn't that big a pond."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

'Our space utilization study revealed that you have two square feet more than is allotted, so we're going to keep the office recycling bin in here.'

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

'We must cut production because we've run out of warehouse space'. (at Swedish Furniture Co.)

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'