Ski Slope Socialite Gifts

Bad moments in skiing.

First aid in mountains

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Ski Holidays.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

Bunny Slope

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Making Own Snow in Switzerland

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

How very Hampstead!

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

Social Media

Does Twig ever hang out with friends? Of course. She's with them now. She's tweeting Emily, texting Ingrid and scanning Jonah's, Pete's and Ryan's Facebook pages. How friendly!

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Ski Slopes: Suicide Run

"I've never skied paper before."

'How very Fulham!'

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

"A little fatherly advice: never try anything for the first time."