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"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Ski Holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

Making Own Snow in Switzerland

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

How very Hampstead!

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

'How very Fulham!'

Ski Slopes: Suicide Run

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

"I've never skied paper before."

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"A little fatherly advice: never try anything for the first time."

'With a 5-day week, I played some golf. With a 4-day week, I did a little fishing. With a 3-day week I tried skiing. Folks, I don't have enough energy for a 2-day week.'

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."