Ski Slope Survivor T-Shirts

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Balloon ski lift

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Why trees kill skiers'

The corner that Spring's around

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

"How was the ski trip?"

'Where is Wally?'

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

'Tough winter.'

'Watch out!'

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

"That's typical of you, Howard - you know I don't like semi-skimmed milk...!"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Heating costs.

"I've never skied paper before."

Winter Surrender

"I can't take winter anymore!"

'Sore back?'

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'What a curse this global warming is...'

'Hey! I'm not too late, am I?'