Ski Holiday Survivor T-Shirts

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

First aid in mountains

'The kids were so sweet...'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Sleeping in skis.

Winter is an Adventure.

Skiing Holiday

The corner that Spring's around

Ski-ers.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Tired, depressed, stomach upset, sounds like you're just back from a family holiday.'

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"Frankly, business sucks."

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

"How was the ski trip?"

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"