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"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Happy Hour

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They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skier and his dog.

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Little girl skiing.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

Ski Holidays.

Man chases after his skis.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It covers up all the debt."

Piste-side Hotel

'I hate snowboarders!'

Ski-ball.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Evolved to Ski.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Skiing Holiday

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Sleeping in skis.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."