Ski Holiday Survivor Pillows

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

First aid in mountains

'The kids were so sweet...'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Skiing Holiday

The corner that Spring's around

Sleeping in skis.

Winter is an Adventure.

Ski-ers.

'Tired, depressed, stomach upset, sounds like you're just back from a family holiday.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"Frankly, business sucks."

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

'Stay warm last night?'

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"