Snow Survivors Pillows

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'Tough winter.'

"Enough already!"

"I can't take winter anymore!"

Winter Surrender

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

Trading Places.

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The corner that Spring's around

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."