Snow Survivors Prints

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'Tough winter.'

"Enough already!"

"I can't take winter anymore!"

Winter Surrender

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Flights suspended snowstorm

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Trading Places.

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Still snowing upstate?"