Snow Survivor Prints

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'What a curse this global warming is...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Defiance!

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

Mr Levy's message was loud and clear, regardless of the blizzard of the century, Mitch had no vacation or sick time left.

'The trouble these days a few snow flakes and the country comes to a halt, when I was your age...'

'Hey! I'm not too late, am I?'

A-A Rescue

"That's typical of you, Howard - you know I don't like semi-skimmed milk...!"

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Bus Stop

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."