Winter Survivor Pillows

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

Doctor caring for an eskimo

The corner that Spring's around

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

How You Know It's Spring...