Winter Storm Survivor Pillows

'That was quite a snowstorm last night.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Frigid Cold

Bus Stop

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Trading Places.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."