Cold Season Survivor Pillows

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Gesundheit!'

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

The corner that Spring's around

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

How You Know It's Spring...

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"