Cold Season Survivor Prints

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Gesundheit!'

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"