Seasonal Survivor Prints

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

A guide to seasons in the North East

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Working Environment

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Just in time for Halloween...

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Welcome to summer school.

How You Know It's Spring...

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Intense summer sun

The corner that Spring's around