Summertime Survivor Prints

'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Tourist in the desert

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

shark on cricket crease

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Relief for America in the Heat.

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Intense summer sun

Welcome to summer school.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

The corner that Spring's around

How You Know It's Spring...

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures