Cold Survivors Pillows

Sneeze Police

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tourist in the desert

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

How You Know It's Spring...

The corner that Spring's around

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Going South

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"The first winter is always the toughest."

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."