Snow Day Survivors Pillows

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

Shovelling snow.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Festive squad

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Staying Warm.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Phone Mittens

Angels making snow humans

Frigid Cold

Bus Stop

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."