Snow Day Survivors Pillows

Shovelling snow.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Festive squad

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Staying Warm.

Phone Mittens

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Angels making snow humans

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Frigid Cold

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Bus Stop

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Flights suspended snowstorm

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Trading Places.