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"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

Ski kicker.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"I love this time of year."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Flake News

'You win. Go out and play.'

Little girl skiing.