Ski Slope Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I love this time of year."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Ski kicker.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Skiing at Sea

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."