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Nanook regrets trading his snowshoes for skis.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

Ski Holidays.

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Man chases after his skis.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Skier.

Piste-side Hotel

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'