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'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Beijing 2022

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Travel looks strong!

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A skier and a paraglider

Skiing at Sea

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Man chases after his skis.

Ski Holidays.

Skier.

Ski lift.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Boxing Snowmen.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'