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Potato Crashes into Tree, While the Rest of His Features Ski On.

Little girl skiing.

'Calm down. Maybe you tore ligaments and maybe you didn't... does it hurt when I bend your leg like this?'

Gone to lunch.

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'Your vacation doesn't start until next week, Milburger!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

This policy they sold me is for if I'd broken a ski!

'I haven't the heart to tell him 'that I've changed the booking' from a skiing to a beach holiday !'

'They pick it up from the tourists.'

Ski Lifts

Horace had fallen on hard times

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'

Skiing at Sea

Toilet Roll Dog.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Rescue Dog.

"Earl finds it hard to leave the office behind."

Piste-side Hotel

Ski-lift clothes line.

Alaska The Last Frontier

Train Tracks in Ski Country

Winter shopping

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

"Huh. It feels soft to me, Professor."

Eagle and the Skier

Skiing Speed Limit

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"

"I like to start après-ski early."

Ski Resort. Two lift tickets with senior discounts, please. Lift. It's ironic when you think about it, Ernie ... Being senior citizens who still ski well means we're not going downhill fast!

Ski-ball.

"This holiday cost an arm and a leg and I finish up breaking both of them."

"That's not what's meant by carbo-loading."

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.