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"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

High School Prom Expenses

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

How very Hampstead!

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"This martini in canonical."

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

"Fun-sponge."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

'How very Fulham!'

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"