Sporty Socialite Gifts

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

High School Prom Expenses

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

How very Hampstead!

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"This martini in canonical."

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

'How very Fulham!'

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

"Is he bothering you?"