Cheerful Socialite Gifts

"Fun-sponge."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

A day at the races

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

Sorry, formal only.