Fun-loving Socialite Gifts

"Is he bothering you?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"The club scene is really changing."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

'He follows your tweets. That's how God knows everything you do.'

How very Hampstead!

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

"This martini in canonical."

"I shall never forget Roger."

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"Fun-sponge."

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

Bargoyles

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"

"Some calls came in while you were out, Miss LaVie."