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"Is he bothering you?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"The club scene is really changing."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'You look like a fun guy!'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

How very Hampstead!

"This martini in canonical."

"I shall never forget Roger."

Bargoyles

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"

"Some calls came in while you were out, Miss LaVie."