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'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

Beggar with on the street with a sign

'You look like a fun guy!'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

How very Hampstead!

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

"This martini in canonical."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

"Fun-sponge."

'How very Fulham!'

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

Bargoyles

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Is he bothering you?"

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"I hope my wife doesn't see this."

"Some calls came in while you were out, Miss LaVie."