Casual Socialite Mugs

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

'You look like a fun guy!'

Beggar with on the street with a sign

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

How very Hampstead!

"This martini in canonical."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Bargoyles

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

'How very Fulham!'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Is he bothering you?"

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Some calls came in while you were out, Miss LaVie."

"I hope my wife doesn't see this."

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'

'My favorite position? Chairman of the Board.'