Pet-loving Socialite T-Shirts

"The club scene is really changing."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Dog Teenagers

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

Tartan Coats

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Oh, jeez, I should remember this guy! How do I sniff him without him knowing I'm sniffing him?

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

"It's amazing. No matter where we go, Eugene runs into someone he's sniffed before."

Brindles - Top Dog

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'