Pet-loving Socialite Mugs

"The club scene is really changing."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Dog Teenagers

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Tartan Coats

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Brindles - Top Dog

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"It's amazing. No matter where we go, Eugene runs into someone he's sniffed before."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."