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"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"At work, they call me benchmark."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

'Can Spot come out and play?'

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

How very Hampstead!

'His idea of bipartisan is going to two parties a night.'

"This martini in canonical."

"I shall never forget Roger."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Bargoyles

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

'How very Fulham!'

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

"I'd ask you up, Richard, but my roommates and I have a pretty strict 'no-"Times"-twits-in-seersucker' policy."

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"