Snowy Socialite T-Shirts

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"The club scene is really changing."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Dog Teenagers

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

"Look at those drunken losers, that'll be us in twenty years."

The Kings Head.

"It's amazing. No matter where we go, Eugene runs into someone he's sniffed before."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

How very Hampstead!

"This martini in canonical."

Senior Conversation Staters

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"Fun-sponge."

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

'How very Fulham!'