Slope Seeker Mugs

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

'Henry has sloped off again.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Freezing

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Skier.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

Skiing Accidents.