Mountain Seeker Mugs

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"

"Wait a minute - Where's the fire escape?"

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'People who get up on the wrong side of the bed shouldn't live in high-rises.'

'Excuse me -- did you happen to noticed which mountain I fell off of?'

'Walter, are you avoiding me?'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Golf with a difference

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Workaholic on holiday

Fishing direction sign.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."