Mountain Seeker Gifts

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"Wait a minute - Where's the fire escape?"

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'People who get up on the wrong side of the bed shouldn't live in high-rises.'

'Excuse me -- did you happen to noticed which mountain I fell off of?'

'Walter, are you avoiding me?'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Golf with a difference

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Workaholic on holiday

Fishing direction sign.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'