Peak Seeker Gifts

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'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

You are here.

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Eric wanted to be even HIGHER than Mt.Everest...

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Likes: $2.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Critisize your weight.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Bring me some more power.'

Fishing direction sign.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Business Outlook

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"