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'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

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Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Eric wanted to be even HIGHER than Mt.Everest...

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

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'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Critisize your weight.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Do you have an appointment?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Bring me some more power.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Fishing direction sign.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Business Outlook

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."