Peak Seekers Gifts

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Likes: $2.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Critisize your weight.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Bring me some more power.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Business Outlook

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

Glass Ceiling

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

We can't go on meeting like this...