Peak Explorer Gifts

Peak and off peak.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Mountaineer with breathing apparatus finds melted snowman atop peak

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."