Slope Masters Mugs

Learning to Ski.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

Border Guard

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier